Dave Chappelle - Prince Vs Charlie Murphy
Can’t believe Iv met Charlie Murphy :D he is so AMAZINGGGG! Dave Chappelle is next!
One of the main stories from the war was that the first big thing we did was when they said “Now that Iraq has been liberated… we have managed to take Saddam Hussein’s face off of the money.” And I’m not gonna lie. When that press conference came on, I was choked up. I was actually proud to be an American because that is a very subtle psychological nuance of oppression to have a dictator on your money. And its thoughtful to be able to take that off… for the good will of another person, right? But then I thought, if you could do that for Iraq, what about our money man? Our money looks like baseball cards with slave owners on.
– Dave Chappelle (via katyuno) Via Thought At WorkDave Chappelle comes through again with his adaptation of the M.E.T.H.O.D Man torture intro…F*ckin’ Hilarious!
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President “Black” Bush’s solution to health care: Give every American fake Canadian IDs.
The fact that my eye is still twitching is scaring me! its been twitching randomly for like a MONTH! i feel like a crack head or something o.O loll .
” what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!” “Rick James, bitch!!” Tonight this happens. Thanks to @danagram4000 for introducing me to this mans comedy. #davechappelle (Taken with instagram)
“If I had my way, I’d never work. I’d just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I’d dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I’d take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That’s funny to me. Then I’d paint, and read, and play violin. I’d climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don’t got that kinda time.”






